When it comes to picking up lines to get girls, routines are the best. This routine is one of my favorites. It’s called the ‘C’s versus U’s’ routine. It’s a great transition routine that helps you move to the next step.
Say, ‘Oh, you have a U-shaped smile.’ My ex wanted to be a singer and actually tried for American Idol, but couldn’t. It was because he couldn’t sing. Anyway, he said it was because he had the wrong kind of smile. He said there are two types of smiles: C-shaped smiles where you have a lot of front teeth, and U-shaped smiles where they return to your mouth almost like a horse. And the crazy thing is, he actually took like $ 10,000 in dental surgery to break his teeth and reshape them from a U to a C (one of the reasons he’s now my ex). It’s not crazy?
A breakdown of the routine of the C versus the U
Don’t worry, this story makes sense. First of all, it is a long neg. It is not a disqualifying or a provocation, but rather a negative blow. You’re trying to knock it down a couple of pegs. You’re showing her that something is wrong with her. She has the wrong smile.
Girls may respond differently to this routine. Some girls say, ‘What does that mean?’ If that happens, go into history. If she doesn’t care or isn’t interested, just go ahead.
When you start talking about what’s wrong with the U-shaped smile, you can tell her that people don’t like it because they don’t look friendly. It looks like a horse. This part of the story can make her angry, so quickly drop it and move on to the next one. Begin by talking about your American Idol audition or your lack of singing ability. Whatever you do, don’t let it stay there.
Since this routine brings girls down, I often use it with girls who are somewhat arrogant or conceited. If you have a bad attitude, it can work very well. You can also tell it that it has a C if you don’t want it to be negative. Maybe she’s a good girl and you just want to transition. Aside from your usual girls pickup lines, stories like this work really well during conversation.