Let’s face it, every man wants a big penis. The theme dominates pop culture, locker room teasing and teenage male bravado. While there is room for debate between men and women about other masculine characteristics, such as body type (muscular vs. thin, for example), height, and weight, it is universally understood that no man in the world would prefer to have a small or average penis instead of a big one.
But what are the specific benefits of having a big penis? How does it really improve your life and help you in the bedroom? The benefits are many, but here are three of the biggest (no pun intended) I can think of, at least from my own personal experience.
1. Talk dirty much better. Okay, so I might sound like a weirdo saying this (and really, that’s fine with me!) but one of my favorite things to do when I’m having sex with a girl is to talk really, really dirty. I think it increases the excitement for both of us, makes the experience much more intense. It’s my favorite way to completely let go during sex and completely disinhibit myself, and convince my partner to do the same. The problem when I was little was that not being very well endowed made it extremely difficult to talk dirty. I mean, what can you say out loud to really assert yourself in bed with a girl when you’re not packing a lot of meat underneath? “Spread your legs baby, I’m going to fill you with disappointment and mediocrity!” Sorry, it just doesn’t work that way! Having a big penis is crucial to being able to talk dirty effectively. Imagine you’re satisfying a girl with your big penis, she’s really into it, right on the brink, and you can say something like, “Come on honey, I want to feel you climax on my big thick (you-know-what)!” ” Then hearing you say that totally pushes her over the edge and she has the most intense orgasm of her life. I know what it feels like because I’ve done it! Having a big penis improves your dirty talk which will greatly improve your sex life.
2. Sex with the lights on. When I was little, this was never an option. I made sure the room was dark. It’s not like she could hide the fact that he wasn’t very well endowed, but she didn’t want him out there for her to see. My hope was that if he could orally arouse her, he could slide it in without her having to see it, feel it with her hands, or consciously consider how small he was. As I grew up using natural enlargement exercises, I finally got the confidence to start pulling it out and letting my peers get a good look at it, you know, admire it. This led to me having sex with the lights on for the first time, and let me tell you something, I was missing out when I was too shy to do it. Now I love having the lights on because I can see every little detail of HER naked body, even how wet she is underneath!
3. Not worrying about your girl’s previous partners. This was my biggest fear when I was little. Who has she been with before? And most importantly, how big was she? Or how big were THEY (because let’s face it, most girls have had multiple partners these days)? I knew that at 5.5 inches, it was smaller than most of them, and I knew the moment I pulled it out that they would do a mental comparison and be disappointed. Now that I’m older, I don’t give a damn who the girl I’m having sex with has been with before! I know she will look at me and taste and feel and forget about her past!